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The Disguise
Author: admin28 Apr
Every superhero needs a disguise, and every superhero disguise needs to:
- Conceal his identity.
- Help him do his job, by:
- Being aerodynamic, for speed and agility, OR
- Being equipped with protective armor, OR
- Being equipped with hi-tech weaponry, OR
- Enhancing his super power, OR
- Making him appear scary, dangerous, or ultra-cool to his enemies.
As I have no superpowers, and choose to use no hi-tech weaponry, and do not possess speed significant enough to benefit from aerodynamic spandex, I have to ask myself – what would scare the crap out of JoyTech?